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Craig: I’ll ask you three questions and you tell me the truth on two of them and one of them’s a lie, and I have to guess which one.
Ellen: Perfect.
Craig: Alright then. Do you have a boyfriend?
Ellen: No.
Craig: Do you enjoy the work of Justin Timberlake?
Ellen: Yes.
Craig: Is Justin Timberlake your boyfriend?
Ellen: [beat] …Yes.
Craig: [both laugh] That doesn’t make any sense. That’s good, though. That’ll hit the internet pretty hard.
Ellen: That’s what she said.
Seriously, marry me.
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